JOKE OF THE DAY

Joke

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend
coming

GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor

BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take
the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while coming to school

GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Then;

DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all

GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent

DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka

Hahahaha..... common don't leave it there pass it on because you never know
who needed just a smile.